"Residents of L.A. Beware: Gunman Takes Aim from Marina del Rey Rooftop!"

Police in a small town in Texas were left baffled after a local bank was robbed by a group of elderly women. The heist, which took place in broad daylight, involved five women all over the age of 70 who managed to make off with an undisclosed amount of cash. Witnesses described the women as moving with surprising speed and agility, despite their advanced age. The police are currently investigating the incident and are asking for anyone with information to come forward.